Sexy Snub Nose
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(Source: erospainter)
Why men are better in bed than a dildo
1. Unlike dildos, they say a word from time to time.
2. They have an internal thermostat that always keeps them at a pleasant temperature.
3. They massage your feet.
4. Their batteries get replaced themselves, a lot faster, especially if the model is around 20 years old.
5. They don’t fit in a suitcase, but they can carry one.
6. You don’t have to report them at customs.
7. The nice ones bring you ice cream in bed, afterwards…
8. They come in a lot of sizes, shapes and tastes.
9. They’re a lot better at having a conversation.
10. They make cute sounds.
11. They wash themselves afterwards.
12. They warm up the whole bed if you put them there 10 minutes before going to bed.
13. They scratch your back.
14. After a “session” with a man, your whole body is tired, not just a hand.
15. They can clean windows in the corners at which you can’t usually get.
16. They eat the leftovers in the kitchen.
17. They have a completely different perspective.
18. It’s fun to look at them.
19. Usually, a man is a better dancer than a dildo.
20. They have a lot of parts with which you can play.
brazilian illustration via
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